Lately I have heard a couple questions regarding scented/flavored anal douches, so I decided to do a little investigation and figure out what all the fuss was about!
Ok, the brand is called ‘Butt Pirate’, and the product is a total novelty. Essentially the idea is to wash yourself before or after anal sex and the butt pirate scented anal douche will leave you feeling fresh and clean and smelling of either strawberries or vanilla, whichever you choose!
Side note – When this product originally launched it came with a ‘chocolate’ scented and flavored douche as well. For real. I didn’t think that it would have to be said that the associations made between ‘chocolate’ and ‘the anus’ would be a little obvious and unpleasant. I know I would just laugh and kill the mood if I were using that scent!
Anyway, this disposable douche is 9 fluid ounces and has a 4 inch insertable tip. The contents are totally organic, antimicrobial, antibacterial, and even vegan friendly! (I mean, how niche can you get?!) You simply use like a regular douche/enema and you’ll be smelling like a rose in no time!
The only real issue that I have with the Butt Pirate is that you really only get one shot at getting it right. So unless you are using this to clean yourself AFTER an anal encounter, you will probably want to use a regular douche or enema beforehand to clean out your insides to ensure you aren’t just wasting your purchase!
While this is a pretty clever and humorous idea, the Butt Pirate is definitely a personal preference and not for everybody! Still, I love that somebody out there had the desire to bring this product to life! Argh!